THE RAT

I am famous for having weird dreams. I could probably write a comedy book about most of them and it would be a number 1 seller. Last night was no exception. I had two doosies!!

First one...I, Robbyn Frazee found out I was pregnant. Now, being almost 42 years old and remembering what the kidney doctor told me, I was a little nervous, but I was pregnant. (I think it is because I was playing SIMS 2 for a while last night and that was the last thing I did and my sim was pregnant.) Anyway, Mark was so attentive and loving and caring. Maybe I SHOULD get pregnant. No, just kidding. He is very loving and caring and attentive when I push him. Basically it was just a dream of me being pregnant. Then the dog wanted attention so I woke up. When I got back to sleep I dreamed that me and Jeremy were in the basement doing something, and I saw that a mouse (rather large one) was in the mouse trap that we had set down there. (no we don't have mice in the basement...this was just in the dream.) I told him to pick up the trap and bring it to me so I could dump it. It must have been Spring or Summer because Mark was outside doing yard stuff. Anyway, so Jeremy bent over to pick up the trap and it ran!!! It was a big huge rat!!! It was eating the cheese that was on the trap. Ok. I don't put cheese on traps in reality. I put peanut butter, but anyway...so, I yeld for Mark to come down there and he came running. I think I was screaming "A rat!! A rat!!" If anyone knows my experience with vermin they will understand that I am terrified of mice, rats, rodents of any kind. Anyway, so he came running and I said there is a rat over there!! It was under a bench that we have in the basement. Ok, so, Mark said he would catch it. So, he ran around the basement in a circle twice and then jumped down and tried to catch the rat and it ran, well Heidi was there ready to pounce and she caught it. Mark got it from her and brought it over to me. It was the ugliest, scariest thing I have ever seen. I started screaming and told him to get it away from me and kill it. Then the dog needed attention and I woke up. Oh my.

So, I definately have some whopper dreams. I hope that all of your dreams are sweet ones.

R